Adult Pajamas the Gift that Keeps On Giving

Adult pajama onesie

Looking for an unusual, creative gift that will for go down in gift giving history as the most hilarious present ever? Adult footed pajamas will surely bring a smile to anyone’s face and are possibly the coziest gifts anyone could ever give.

Everyone has a use for pajamas, 74% of Americans wear pajamas to bed, where only 8% sleep naked and the rest wear ‘something else’. Oh la la. Even still, their closets are not filled to the brim with adult pajamas, which is actually quite a shame as 61% of pajama wearers don’t have many options to choose from. It gets even weirder since an average man wears his pajamas for almost two weeks before tossing them into the wash. And women, who are supposedly the beacons of cleanliness, wear the same set for about 17 days. Do you think Americans would have to face this gross reality if there were more footed adult pajamas available to them? Probably not.

No matter your personal opinion on the phrase ‘sleeping like a baby’, it is without a question that babies look pretty fierce relaxing all day in their onesies. Newborn babies sleep on average of 14 to 17 hours a day, while your buddy only clocks in about eight hours on a good night if Netflix didn’t suck them in the night before. A quarter of the American population is right now chugging away at work, sad and sleep deprived as they did not get the recommended amount of sleep you need to be a functioning human. We’ve all been there, admit it.

The one correlating detail between all these facts? Pajama Onesies. Coincidence? Again, probably not. So, help a sister out and get her those pink onesie pajamas ensuring she’ll be comfy, relaxed, and well rested the whole year round.

Another cool thing about adult pajamas? They bring people together. On March 11, 2012, a date which will live in infamy, 309 people hung out with each other in a fantastic event Guinness World Records dubbed the ‘Largest Footed Pajama Party’ ever in existence. Steve Pandi,the founder of Jumpin Jammerz was clearly on to something. Makes you wonder why you weren’t invited, doesn’t it? Well, grab your onesie and hop to it , your invitation is waiting.

There are just some important logistics to know before making your first purchase. Medium sized adult pajamas fit someone up to 5 foot 9 and up to 180 pounds, but the roomier the better as you can expect approximately 7% in overall shrinkage during its lifetime. The thickness varies, so be careful as you don’t want to suffocate your friend if their birthday falls during the summer. They’d probably be mad.

So what are you waiting for? Grab one for your friend, your mother, your boss, your next door neighbor, and yourself. You know you want to.

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